“Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!
Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!
Dead Men Tell No Tales – So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!
Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!
“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly
“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” Some Genius On X
As seen on BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)
Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!”
Parental Guidance: Strictly 14+ (Likely to be swearing and adult content)